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52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn't Get Taught At School
Author: James Felton
Year: October 17, 2019
Format: PDF
File size: PDF 13 MB
Language: English



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The book "52 Times Britain was a Bellend" offers a humorous yet thought-provoking account of the lesser-known historical events that shaped the United Kingdom. The author, James Felton, takes readers on a journey through 52 instances where Britain has been, well, a bit of an idiot. From starting wars with China over drug trade to inventing laws to justify stealing from other countries, these stories highlight the absurdity of British history while also emphasizing the importance of understanding technological evolution and developing a personal paradigm for perceiving the modern world. Here's a detailed description of the plot: Chapter 1: The Great Pig War In 1868, the UK went to war with China over a pig named "Lucky. " The pig had been sent as a gift to the Chinese emperor but was promptly stolen by a British diplomat, who claimed it as his own. When China demanded its return, the UK refused, leading to a tense standoff that almost escalated into a full-blown conflict. Chapter 2: The Muzzles for Women During the Victorian era, the UK passed a law requiring women to wear muzzles in public to prevent them from speaking out of turn.
Книга «52 Times Britain was a Bellend» предлагает юмористический, но заставляющий задуматься рассказ о менее известных исторических событиях, которые сформировали Соединенное Королевство. Автор, Джеймс Фелтон, проводит читателей в путешествие по 52 случаям, где Британия была, ну, немного идиотом. От начала войн с Китаем из-за торговли наркотиками до изобретения законов, оправдывающих воровство у других стран, эти истории подчеркивают абсурдность британской истории, а также подчеркивают важность понимания технологической эволюции и разработки личной парадигмы восприятия современного мира. Вот подробное описание сюжета: Глава 1: Великая война свиней В 1868 году Великобритания вступила в войну с Китаем из-за свиньи по кличке "Лаки. "Свинья была отправлена в подарок китайскому императору, но была быстро украдена британским дипломатом, который заявил, что она его собственная. Когда Китай потребовал его возвращения, Великобритания ответила отказом, что привело к напряженному противостоянию, которое почти переросло в полномасштабный конфликт. Глава 2: Морды для женщин В викторианскую эпоху в Великобритании был принят закон, обязывающий женщин носить намордники на публике, чтобы они не могли говорить без очереди.
livre « 52 Times Britain was a Bellend » offre une histoire humoristique mais réfléchissante sur les événements historiques moins connus qui ont façonné le Royaume-Uni. L'auteur, James Felton, emmène les lecteurs dans 52 cas où la Grande-Bretagne était un peu idiot. Depuis le début des guerres contre la Chine sur le trafic de drogue jusqu'à l'invention de lois justifiant le vol d'autres pays, ces histoires soulignent l'absurdité de l'histoire britannique et soulignent l'importance de comprendre l'évolution technologique et de développer un paradigme personnel de perception du monde moderne. Voici une description détaillée de l'histoire : Chapitre 1 : La Grande Guerre des porcs En 1868, la Grande-Bretagne est entrée en guerre contre la Chine à cause d'un porc appelé "Lucky. " porc a été envoyé comme cadeau à l'empereur chinois, mais a été rapidement volé par un diplomate britannique qui a déclaré qu'il était le sien. Quand la Chine a exigé son retour, le Royaume-Uni a répondu par un refus, ce qui a conduit à une confrontation intense qui s'est presque transformée en un conflit à grande échelle. Chapitre 2 : visage des femmes À l'ère victorienne, une loi a été adoptée au Royaume-Uni pour obliger les femmes à porter des muselières en public afin qu'elles ne puissent pas parler sans queue.
libro «52 Times Britain was a Bellend» ofrece un relato humorístico pero que hace pensar en los acontecimientos históricos menos conocidos que han formado el Reino Unido. autor, James Felton, lleva a los lectores a recorrer 52 casos donde Gran Bretaña era, bueno, un poco idiota. Desde el inicio de las guerras con China por el tráfico de drogas hasta la invención de leyes que justifican el robo a otros países, estas historias subrayan lo absurdo de la historia británica, además de subrayar la importancia de entender la evolución tecnológica y desarrollar un paradigma personal de percepción del mundo moderno. He aquí una descripción detallada de la trama: Capítulo 1: La Gran Guerra de los Cerdos En 1868, Gran Bretaña entró en guerra con China por un cerdo llamado "Lucky. "cerdo fue enviado como regalo al emperador chino, pero fue rápidamente robado por un diplomático británico que declaró que era suyo. Cuando China exigió su regreso, el Reino Unido respondió negándose, lo que llevó a un tenso enfrentamiento que casi degeneró en un conflicto a gran escala. Capítulo 2: bozales para las mujeres En la era victoriana, el Reino Unido aprobó una ley que obliga a las mujeres a usar boquetes en público para que no puedan hablar sin fila.
Il libro «52 Times Britain was a Bellend» offre un racconto comico ma che fa riflettere su eventi storici meno conosciuti che hanno formato il Regno Unito. L'autore, James Felton, guida i lettori in un viaggio in 52 casi in cui la Gran Bretagna era, beh, un pò idiota. Dall'inizio delle guerre con la Cina per il traffico di droga all'invenzione di leggi che giustificano il furto da parte di altri paesi, queste storie sottolineano l'assurdità della storia britannica, e sottolineano l'importanza di comprendere l'evoluzione tecnologica e sviluppare un paradigma personale per la percezione del mondo moderno. Ecco una descrizione dettagliata della storia: Capitolo 1: La Grande Guerra dei Maiali Nel 1868 il Regno Unito entrò in guerra con la Cina a causa di un maiale chiamato Lucky. "Il maiale fu spedito in regalo all'imperatore cinese, ma fu rapito rapidamente da un diplomatico britannico che dichiarò di essere suo. Quando la Cina ha chiesto il suo ritorno, il Regno Unito ha rifiutato, portando a un confronto serrato che si è quasi trasformato in un conflitto su larga scala. Capitolo 2: Muso per le donne Durante l'epoca vittoriana, il Regno Unito ha adottato una legge che obbliga le donne a indossare le insinuazioni in pubblico, in modo che non possano parlare senza fare la fila.
Das Buch „52 Times Britain was a Bellend“ bietet eine humorvolle, aber zum Nachdenken anregende Erzählung über die weniger bekannten historischen Ereignisse, die das Vereinigte Königreich geprägt haben. Der Autor, James Felton, nimmt die ser mit auf eine Reise durch 52 Fälle, in denen Großbritannien, nun ja, ein bisschen ein Idiot war. Vom Beginn der Kriege mit China über den Drogenhandel bis hin zur Erfindung von Gesetzen, die das Stehlen von anderen Ländern rechtfertigen, unterstreichen diese Geschichten die Absurdität der britischen Geschichte und betonen auch die Bedeutung, die technologische Entwicklung zu verstehen und ein persönliches Paradigma für die Wahrnehmung der modernen Welt zu entwickeln. Hier ist eine detaillierte Beschreibung der Handlung: Kapitel 1: Der Große Schweinekrieg 1868 trat Großbritannien in den Krieg mit China wegen eines Schweins namens „Lucky“ ein. Das Schwein wurde als Geschenk an den chinesischen Kaiser geschickt, aber schnell von einem britischen Diplomaten gestohlen, der behauptete, es sei sein eigenes. Als China seine Rückkehr forderte, lehnte das Vereinigte Königreich ab, was zu einer angespannten Konfrontation führte, die sich fast zu einem ausgewachsenen Konflikt entwickelte. Kapitel 2: Maulkörbe für Frauen In der viktorianischen Ära wurde in Großbritannien ein Gesetz verabschiedet, das Frauen dazu verpflichtet, in der Öffentlichkeit Maulkörbe zu tragen, damit sie nicht ohne Anstehen sprechen können.
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"52 Times Britain was a Bellend" kitabı, Birleşik Krallık'ı şekillendiren daha az bilinen tarihsel olayların mizahi ama düşündürücü bir açıklamasını sunuyor. Yazar James Felton, okuyucuları İngiltere'nin biraz aptal olduğu 52 vakalık bir yolculuğa çıkarıyor. Çin ile uyuşturucu ticareti üzerine savaşların patlak vermesinden, diğer ülkelerden çalmayı haklı çıkaracak yasaların icadına kadar, bu hikayeler İngiliz tarihinin saçmalığını, ayrıca teknolojik evrimi anlamanın ve modern dünyanın algılanması için kişisel bir paradigma geliştirmenin önemini vurgulamaktadır. İşte komplonun ayrıntılı bir açıklaması: Bölüm 1: Büyük Domuz Savaşı 1868'de Büyük Britanya, "Lucky'adlı bir domuz için Çin ile savaşa girdi. Domuz, Çin imparatoruna hediye olarak gönderildi, ancak kendisinin olduğunu iddia eden bir İngiliz diplomat tarafından hızla çalındı. Çin geri dönmesini talep ettiğinde, İngiltere reddetti ve neredeyse tam bir çatışmaya dönüşen gergin bir çatışmaya yol açtı. Bölüm 2: Kadınlar için Muzzles Viktorya döneminde, İngiltere, kadınların sıra dışı konuşmalarını önlemek için halka açık olarak ağızlık takmalarını gerektiren bir yasa çıkardı.
يقدم كتاب "52 Times Britain was a Bellend'رواية فكاهية ولكنها مثيرة للتفكير عن الأحداث التاريخية الأقل شهرة التي شكلت المملكة المتحدة. يأخذ المؤلف، جيمس فيلتون، القراء في رحلة من 52 حالة حيث كانت بريطانيا، حسنًا، غبية بعض الشيء. من اندلاع الحروب مع الصين حول تجارة المخدرات إلى اختراع القوانين لتبرير السرقة من البلدان الأخرى، تسلط هذه القصص الضوء على عبثية التاريخ البريطاني، فضلاً عن أهمية فهم التطور التكنولوجي وتطوير نموذج شخصي للتصور من العالم الحديث. فيما يلي وصف مفصل للمؤامرة: الفصل 1: الحرب العظمى للخنازير في عام 1868، دخلت بريطانيا العظمى الحرب مع الصين على خنزير اسمه "محظوظ. "تم إرسال الخنزير كهدية للإمبراطور الصيني، لكن سرعان ما سرقه دبلوماسي بريطاني ادعى أنه ملكه. عندما طالبت الصين بعودته، رفضت بريطانيا، مما أدى إلى مواجهة متوترة كادت أن تتصاعد إلى صراع شامل. الفصل 2: كمامات للنساء في العصر الفيكتوري، أصدرت المملكة المتحدة قانونًا يطالب النساء بارتداء الكمامات في الأماكن العامة لمنعهن من التحدث بعيدًا عن دورهن.

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